Police Encounters, Speeding Tickets & Missed Flights, All in 1 Weekend in Mallorca

Oh boy, oh boy. I wanted a nice, relaxing family weekend in Mallorca. Ya know, try and relive some of those good ol’ days? Like treading on syringes on beaches.
Well… let’s just say that did not happen.
An insane crisis nearly had me cancelling this long-weekend altogether. First of all. Why do crises seem to always try and cancel my trips to Mallorca? This crisis was, once again, pretty shit. It’s so shit that I haven’t even mentioned it on my blog.
Anyway, I pulled myself together and went anyway.
Over the course of 1 long-weekend I managed to get into trouble with the police, get poisoning (again), get a speeding ticket and miss my flight back to the UK.
Fun times!
Below is a chronological list of all my blog posts from this trip.